Sighlint-H

"(H)onestly, at this g(h)astly (h)our in the g(h)ettos, its ex(h)austing to try and find a g(h)erkin, pastrami sandwich or r(h)ubarb pie. My word of (h)onour, you might as well be looking for a g(h)ost or an (h)eir. Tee hee. Can you find any more words with a silent h?" Donated to charity.

Samidee

"I look at the map and pour over it for hours. But then I don't follow it. I follow my heart, or a butterfly, or a melody, or a star, or a smile, or a red car, or a pretty girl, or the smell of pancakes, or the sound of laughter." Donated to charity.

Tealani

"I just looove to bake chocolate cake. I let it cool then I cut it in half, horizontally. I fill it with a mountain of whipped cream and fresh strawberries. Delicioooous! Share it with friends on a Sunday afternoon and start that diet on Monday. Wink!"

Wespar

"Tree-la-la-tea-dar
I played a guitar
At the bazaar
in Zanzibar
tree-la-la-tea-dar
I ate caviar
and smoked a cigar
felt like a superstar
la-la-tea-dar!" SOLD

Fellmaa

"Hey guys, these are not dreadlocks – they are my ears! So much better to hear you with, my dear. Ha! Ha! Ja, they often hang in my food but I do bath every day. Although I dry myself off well, I find that sometimes I'm still wet behind the ears ;-)" SOLD

Getting the story

Sitting outside, writing down the stories the PrettyUglys tell.

M'wah! Thank you!

Through to round two! Yippee! Yay!

The interview is in July, tell you more about it later but will need you all to have faith ;-)